Well, tonight is the last lunar eclipse until 2010. Sadly, the forecast here in Arkansas calls for clouds and ice. A massive disappointment, if I do say so myself. Last night the weather would have been perfect, too. Way to be late to the party, Moon. We should have blown you up when we had the chance. And hey, Clouds — FUCK YOU TOO.
Wherein I Express My Anger Toward Inanimate, Celestial Objects